he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just found puke in my bra..
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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