So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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