question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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