margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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