He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
