I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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