That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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