Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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