I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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