It's like God shit irony all over that family
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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