the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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