porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Two words: blizzard sex
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
