wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My vagina is very pro this idea
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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