im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm really busy with my period
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