Buhtt sex?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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