well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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