i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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