is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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