this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We're using joints as your birthday candles
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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