After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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