I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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