This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
they're like a gay fantastic four
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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