please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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