If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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