Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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