You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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