No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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