i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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