if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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