the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i can't believe i had my finger in that
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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