Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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