This is not my ceiling
Small penises have feelings too.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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