At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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