I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize