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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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