I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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