just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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