i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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