oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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