Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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