he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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