Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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