Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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