does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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