tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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