Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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