Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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