I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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