i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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