so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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