There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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