The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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