Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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