omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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