4 words: hood of his car
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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