That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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